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The Borderlands series could\u2019ve gone in two directions, one is a gritty look at a semi-post-apocalyptic Western themed planet, and the other is a cartoonish explosive hilarious shooter with lashings of loot and a quip on its lips.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As you no doubt know, we got the second. And having seen the concept art for the original gritty version, we\u2019re incredibly glad we did. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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With Borderlands 3<\/a> launching, promising hours upon hours of co-op action and more jokes than you can shake a jokey stick at, we thought it was the perfect time to look back over the series and remember some of the funniest moments in Borderlands history.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Butt Stallion<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Handsome Jack\u2019s a great villain. He thinks he\u2019s right but he\u2019s also an utter bastard, often calling the team of vault hunters to taunt them. He\u2019s so rich, you know, that he bought a horse made of diamonds and named it Butt Stallion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The joke\u2019s great on its own because of the incongruity between the taunt and the name, but it gets even better when you meet Butt Stallion later in Tiny Tina\u2019s Assault on Dragon Keep, and again in Tales from the Borderlands. Live on, Butt Stallion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Face McShooty<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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It\u2019s a simple quest in Borderlands 2<\/a>, shoot Face McShooty in the face. Go on, he wants you to. Please. Shoot him. It\u2019s just a bullet, do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There\u2019s no possibility of anyone playing Borderlands 2 and not remembering our friend Face McShooty and his penchant for bullets to the face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The shootout<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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In Tales from the Borderlands, there\u2019s a magnificent moment that combines not only comedy but pure action, it\u2019s when main character Rhys has a shootout with a cohort of suited Hyperion goons…using nothing but finger guns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s as ridiculous as it sounds, and it\u2019s a neat twist on the douchey finger gunning that the Hyperion suits get up to in the rest of the game. It\u2019s guaranteed to put a smile on your face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not balanced yet<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Obviously Tiny Tina is the best character in all of Borderlands – obviously. In Tiny Tina\u2019s Assault on Dragon Keep DLC<\/a> she gets to helm her own Dungeons and Dragons campaign.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The problem? She\u2019s not really done it before. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The adventure is filled with missteps and retcons, and it\u2019s never better than when you run into an area to find it filled with high level mobs that you haven\u2019t a hope of taking down. That is, until Tiny Tina tells you that she hasn\u2019t balanced the area yet, drastically dropping the creature’s levels in a mad panic. A very familiar moment for any new Dungeon Master<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just kill yourself<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Handsome Jack isn\u2019t just calling you all the time in Borderlands 2<\/a> to taunt you, sometimes he wants to offer you some tasty Eridium. All you have to do is kill yourself. Just jump off Lover\u2019s Leap and die. He\u2019ll reward you when you\u2019re reconstituted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It sums up Handsome Jack\u2019s approach to villainy perfectly, and even though you get more XP for not doing it, it makes for a hilarious moment to have the team voluntarily leap to their deaths.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What\u2019s your favorite funny moment from the Borderlands series? Let us know in the comments below or over on our forum. Borderlands 3 is out now, and you can pick it up right here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Borderlands series could\u2019ve gone in two directions, one is a gritty look at a semi-post-apocalyptic Western themed planet, and the other is a cartoonish explosive hilarious shooter with lashings of loot and a quip on its lips. As you no doubt know, we got the second. 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