{"id":5588,"date":"2017-05-11T14:18:54","date_gmt":"2017-05-11T14:18:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.prod.gmgfarm.net\/?p=5588"},"modified":"2017-05-11T14:18:54","modified_gmt":"2017-05-11T14:18:54","slug":"attack-on-titan-10-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/vpce-0921aaf1c67156043-4t1vg0wq.vpce-svc-0cf8d5d00172470c2.us-east-1.vpce.amazonaws.com\/attack-on-titan-10-signs\/","title":{"rendered":"Attack on Titan: 10 Signs You’re a Titan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Attack on Titan is the best Spider-man game that’s not a Spider-man game, and also the best anime about chopping the heads off giants. Want to chop the heads off giants or watch people chop the heads off giants? Attack on Titan is for you.<\/p>\n

But you must examine yourself, what if you are a Titan? What if you’re destined to crunch the bones of tiny humans in your giant mouth?<\/p>\n

Well here are 10 Signs That You’re a Titan, check them and check yourself.<\/p>\n

1. You\u00a0run like a baby<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Titan<\/p>\n

2. No\u00a0seriously, you run like a baby. All your friends do too.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Titans<\/p>\n

3. You\u00a0have no patience with children<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Kick<\/p>\n

4. You’re\u00a0a bit clumsy<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Whoopsie\"<\/p>\n

5. You\u00a0can be a bit…fighty<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Fighty\"<\/p>\n

6. But\u00a0you like a rest every now and again<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Lie<\/p>\n

7. You can be a bit dramatic<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Duramaaaa\"<\/p>\n

8. And you\u00a0can be a bit of a wrecking ball<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Wrecking<\/p>\n

9. But you’re the coolest of the cool<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Coooooool\"<\/p>\n

10. But we gotta talk about this. You run like a baby.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Go<\/p>\n

Are you a Titan? Do you feel like any of these apply to you? Let us know in the comments below, or on social media!<\/p>\n

But also if you are a Titan, please don’t eat us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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